Water bends on Earth. Elephant seals on tariffed island! Air traffic controller arrested! Reddit bros blame themselves when she's wrong!
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 3, 2025 AD
TIMESTAMPS
(0:00:00) Start
(0:03:10) Ball Earth
(0:04:53) Hey, guys!
(0:06:53) JAMES, CT, 1st: Nick? Ye. Charlemagne.
(0:20:35) News… Elephant Seals
(0:25:49) 3K killed … Richter scale
(0:32:34) RIP Azzmador
(0:33:22) Heather McDonald fell
(0:37:15) Robert, KS… FE baiting
(0:51:30) Coffees…
(0:54:03) Reagan air traffic controller arrested
(0:59:28) Ladies at the Skimm: Liberation Day
(1:02:24) Sickness propaganda
(1:11:36) The ladies are scared
(1:20:22) Reddit bros blaming themselves
(1:27:16) She divorced him over glass by the sink
(1:34:29) Plus sized past
(1:40:27) Harry Sisson, chad betrayed by friends
(1:45:35) TERRI, OR: fat exes, having a type
(1:54:04) Bright Lights - "Without Your Love" - 2014, Summer Fire
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